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September 28 韩妹妹李雷事件后续今儿刚下课,我妈就打电话过来.
"哎,我给你念一个特别搞笑的帖子!你还记得你们初中英语课本不?"
"记得"(已经知道我妈要说什么)
"我也记得初中你老在家念什么韩妹妹李雷的,现在有个人写了一文章,我在雅虎上看到的,特搞笑,我给你念啊,你说人家怎么这么有想象力啊?!"
"妈,别念了,那文章是我写的..."(底气不足)
"啊?什么?"
"跟你说那文章我写的!他们转贴的."
"..."
"怎么了?"
"原来初中你就这么早熟了...我都不知道..."(声音暗淡)
"..."
一转眼,我妈情绪再次变好.
"那既然你写的,我给你念念大家的评论啊!"
"念吧念吧."
"第一个人说,'楼主你真有才!' 不错. 第二个,'什么乱七八糟的,神经病.' 哎!你说这人有没有点儿幽默感啊!觉得乱七八糟你别看啊!"(声音开始愤怒)
"行了妈,各种各样评论我都看过多少次了,谁爱怎么觉得怎么觉得,这有什么啊.你不用给我念了"
"不行,还有一个一定要念,你肯定没见过:'我初中也有这样懵懂的时刻,没想到今天遇到知音,如果可以的话,嫁给我好吗?我们一起共筑充满想象力的五彩生活"
听着我妈话剧腔的念白,我认为这可以算作本月最寒颤的事儿了-_-!!!!
" September 26 Lust, caution看色戒,半个场子都是hku的内地同学,中秋节用这种方式度过,也不错啊.
我的直觉还是那么灵,王佳芝进珠宝店的时候,我就已经猜到,她要让易先生走,然后心里一直祈祷,不要不要.但是她还是说了.
还是不错的片子的,李安的东西,除了断臂山之外,就算没有太大惊喜,也没有失望过.
很喜欢汤唯,虽然某人说她长的很丑,我还是喜欢.老梁演的还是那么好,小王同学差了一点,但是演的是学生么,也就还说的过去.港大拍的很美,一直在群众演员里面寻找我认识的影子,还是没找到...
不知道为什么,陈冲这么大年龄了,也这么有气候了,最近一直在甘当配角.
September 24 you see?-Why me?
-Because you saw me when I was invisible.
We saw each other when both of us were invisible. Sometimes it seems invisible again, but don't move eyes, coz I'm still there.
September 22 Where to find helpNow, I resort to Him more than ever before.
He says: "So I say to you, ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened."
Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us.
And, Pray without ceasing, In everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jusus for you.
September 21 转贴也要有道德,好不好!!基本上这两个礼拜,我已经收到10个人msn留言说我那个Hanmeimei和LiLei的文章被转到各个地方...然后今天赫然发现天涯上面也有不下4个帖子八那个文章,还有两个人也是跟我一起捆绑着的,我们一般是以3in1的形式出现的....-_-
我想跟某些转贴的人说,你不说是谁写的无所谓,干吗要装成自己写的,楼下一片人夸lz好油菜啊,是不特有成就感?!
算我小肚鸡肠吧......可是,油菜的人是我是我是我!!!555555555555555555555555555 |
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